News From The UK

Badger rampage injures five

"My husband opened the door and the badger sat there and then, gradually, just slowly walked towards him and attacked him."

Mike Weaver, from the Worcestershire Badger Society, said: "I have never heard of anything like this in 24 years of work with badgers throughout the UK."

And then there's this:

"A man carrying a suitcase which contained the torso of a murdered prostitute caught a bus."

"He paid her £20 for sex. They both smoked crack cocaine and after that he killed her," said Dorian Lovell-Pank QC, prosecuting.

One more:

"Gang fires rockets on main road."

Ok, they were fireworks, but it sounds like England is going crazy while the Royals are out of town.